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Monday, July 10, 2006

Zidane Materazzi Headbutt

Here is the YouTube Zidane Materazzi Headbutt Video

It looks like Materazzi said something really nasty to Zidane and Zidane just wasted him

1 comment:

Gianpierre The Fake French said...

>> IF a racial insult was thrown at him

Well, now we know it was not.

So? What do we do now? Who are we going to blame now?

All this fussing and this anger and now we discovered it was just a normal insult? Now what can we find to justify our poor hero for his actions?

Hey maybe we can call it a "provocation"! It sounds, you know, more nasty and vicious. Ok, good idea. Just ignore the fact that Zidane himself said he hadn't had any problem with Materazzi until the incident, people will not remember these things anyway.

And, well he did say it twice, so it's "repeated"! A "repeated provocation"!!! Sounds great!

And our beloved Zizu said it was just about "the females of his family" so we can invent what we want, we have to choose, I mean it was probably the sister, you know the dirty italians do say "your sister!" often to reply to provocations, but maybe it's not enough, maybe his mother would be better.. Yes! beloved mommy in hospital.. yes...
Or even both! Pure genious! We may say he has insulted both mother AND sister!

It sounds ridiculous? A little... Someone insulting mother and sister together, "Your mommy does this AND your sister did that!" in a football filed is a bit strange,.. but I'm confident, just please, please, we must remember NEVER to use the word OR in sentences like "Mother or sister", Never! We will always use "and", and write it always in capital letters, to make it weight more.

So what we got now?

"A repeated provocation about his mother AND sister"!!!

Yes. Yes. That is perfect. Enouth for butt-heading anyone. Fully justifying the act.

Fully justifying the pride with which our whole nation has accepted our football star and with which our president Chirac has congratulated with him for the wonderful reply to a vile "repeated provocation about his Mother AND sister", not against one of our beloved French countrymen but on a vile italian vicious pathetic ugly italian (said that already?) cheater. And someone could expect us to say sorry, ha! Well, Zizu boy said he is sorry to the French children of course, but that's another story...

Now if only FIFA could do us a little favour, by punishing the ugly italian a bit and not punishing our sweet Zizu boy much, then we would give the world a real example of good French military machism, so our children will know how to handle all those delicate things like, you know, the palestinian and israeli problems, the afghan situation, Iraq and so on.

And maybe this can also be useful to us, to ease the pain of loosing the World Cup a little, you know we are not very good at loosing, we hardly can stand it... but that's normal for us of course, as ve are soo damn GOOD at everything, so PROUD of ourselves, that loosing is just an injustice! Unfair! And seeing our beloved hero, sent out so rudely for a naive thing like a butt-head in the chest, was so unpolite, really, we deserved the cup, really it should be ours. Mine. Ours. Mine. I do NEED the cup, so someone should go with soldiers and take it from the italians. Really I deserve it, it muust be miiineeee... Give it to me I want it it's mine you pizza macaroni my cup I want gimme cheaters..... uaaaahhhhh! cup...cup...cup...

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