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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Investment tips for 2007

Investment tips for 2007.... , be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations
in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

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